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INDUSTRIAL STUFF!

June 15th 2009 00:38
It’s 7:30 Saturday evening, there’s an Archimedes’ Death ray, a chicken cannon, explosions & fountains of Coca Cola. It must be Mythbusters. But no! It’s Richard Hammond’s Engineering Connections. If I must be deprived of my yummy Kari Byron from Mythbusters then Engineering Connections is a worthy replacement.
This timeslot seems to be reserved for industrial things like machines & buildings. Perhaps SBS has the excellent ‘Industrial Revelations’ series waiting in the wings to be broadcast some time. If not they should seek it out. Or bring back my yummy Kari Byron!
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ESSENCE OF MICALLEF

June 15th 2009 00:35
The essence of Shaun Micallef (available in the 5 ounce bottle) is his surreal off the wall humor. TALKING ‘BOUT MY GENERATION finally allows Shaun to bounce off all 4 walls & the ceiling!
I found NEWSTOPIA a bit too scripted & bogged down by political humor. But Shaun’s new show really does allow him to do what he does best.
Shaun is often best when he improvises such as on THANK GOD YOU’RE HERE. I hope this show continues BUT..!
There is no apostrophe in 60’s or 70’s so you loose 10 points for that Shaun. Be more careful next time!
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Dave Thornton

May 17th 2009 06:45
By Jonathan Scutt 17/8/09

Here’s some more video from the SINGLE RULES stable. This is an interview between Chanel Bartolo & comedian Dave Thornton. He is now the ‘alternative Rove’ on Channel 31 hosting the variety show ‘Studio A Live’.


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WOMMY & WALA DO IT AGAIN!

May 13th 2009 02:23
MATURE CONTENT
   


By Jonathan Scutt 25/4/09

Here is the closing segment of my 5 part documentary FAMOUS FOR 15 METERS! that was shown on channel 31 recently. I asked everybody involved why they wanted to get into the entertainment business. Was it the fame, the fortune, the sex or just a regular paycheck?
Most of them said it was for the regular paycheck. Most of them weren’t expecting to get the fame; fortune; or sex anytime soon. They did however say that if a few perks of fame came their way they would certainly be appreciated.
When Frank from the horror movie ‘From Parts Unknown’ mentioned that nobody knew who Bruce Campbell was I thought to myself: ‘I bet Lee Zachariah from The Bazura Project does’. So I specifically asked Lee during his interview so that I could specifically intercut his response in with Frank’s. Frank’s response perfectly illustrated the whole point of this doco. Bruce Campbell is, as Lee says: ‘A god,’ in the 15 meters of fame that surrounds him. To the rest of the world he is little known.
Personally I can’t get enuff of ‘The Big Bang Theory’, but apart from the actors who appeared in ‘Rosanne’ it is pretty much unknown. It is certainly not as famous as its stable mate ‘Two & a Half Men’.
I wonder how long before ‘From Parts Unknown’ becomes famous enuff for somebody to say: ‘Nobody knows who Frank Ditchum is’ or ‘Nobody knows who Lee Zachariah is’. They say that about me all the time! (Or is that just me? Maybe I just say that about myself).
The Bazura Project did at least get on the ABC’s Media Watch when they tried to enter the Logies & were knocked back. Bec Brown from RMITV recently appeared in The Age Melbourne magazine. It’s a start I suppose.
Anyway I will probably post more bits from FAMOUS FOR 15 METERS! on this site in the future. I certainly have a few bits of SINGLE RULES to put up.

FAMOUS FOR 15 METERS! title
FAMOUS FOR 15 METERS! title


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By Jonathan Scutt 1/1/09

For those of you who never experience my theatrical debut (which would be all of you) then here is a bit from the play ‘ROMEO & JULIET REVAMPED’ on which I acted did the ‘making of’ video way back in 2005. (Remember the heady days of 2005. You know there is an old saying that goes: ‘If you can remember 2005 you were probably there’. Or something like that).
I don’t appear in this scene, but I might show you my big shouting scene with Chanel Bartolo sometime if you behave yourselves! Instead we have the choreographing of a fight scene between Romeo (Daniel Vella) & Paris (Michael Carrigan).
This production by Steve Genis was a modern version of the story set in Melbourne’s northern suburbs. So in this version there is a gun as well as a few well aimed fisticuffs. Well as you will see it takes a lot of work to choreograph a few well aimed punches. In reality it is actually the choreographing of a few well missed punches that is the more important part.
You can’t really go punching your opponent in the head, but you’ve still got to make it look realistic. This scene took all afternoon so I’ve mercifully edited it down to just the funny bits. I think Michael & Daniel were hoping to launch their comedy careers from this.
In fact after the play wound up I was hoping to use them along side Chanel & Lorenzo (seen lying down) in my sitcom SHUT UP! It was whilst watching them do this fight scene that I thought they would be ideal to play Ralph (Michael) & Bert (Daniel).
Anyway, here is just a taste of what it is like to do live theatre, (or not as the case may be).

ROMEO & JULIET REVAMPED artwork for the DVD
Some fancy artwork for the ROMEO & JULIET REVAMPED DVD cover



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PROTOTYPE THAT!

March 16th 2009 00:21
By Jonathan 16/3/09

I’ve been watching the follow up to MYTHBUSTERS & while there is no yummy Kari Byron, it is still worth watching. (MYTHBUSTERS is now on Sunday mornings so I can still get my regular dose of Kari yumminess!)
PROTOTYPE THIS is rather like an after school program for extra credits. It’s like MYTHBUSTERS advanced class. Instead of trying a few experiments to test several myths, they concentrate on trying to invent one thing new & untested.
The ‘Mythies’ experiments can often take anything from a few hours to a few months in the case of trying to grow peas or rot down pigs in a car etc. PROTOTYPE THIS doesn’t have this luxury as they have to finish their project in around 2 weeks. I’ve seen this in other programs & while I understand you can’t let things drag on for ever, it distracts from the whole point of the show if there is a time limit. If you’re trying to invent something like an automatic toothbrush but you have to abandon the idea because of time constraints it takes part of the fun of invention out of the show.
Naturally when you see something new, you instinctively want to compare it to something familiar. Human beings have evolved this way. So naturally there will be comparisons with MYTHBUSTERS. The most obvious one is Terry who is very much like Adam Savage. He even looks like him! He’s the one who gets all emotional, throws tantrums & says ‘Oops’ the most.
Then there is Mike who despite his wacky haircut is probably the resident sex symbol, like Tory. (There is no regular female like yummy Kari. This is very much a ‘boys toys’ type of show). Joe is a lot like Grant & even does the same job of electronics. Zoz isn’t particularly like anybody, (maybe a bit like Jamie) but being Australian he does add a bit of down under twang to the accents. Since Beyond Distribution is an Australian company it’s nice to have a bit of local content for a change.
Anyway, since I said the inventions were the whole point of the show I should dwell a bit more on them. The ‘Get Up & Go’ pod that is bed & breakfast as well as shower was mildly amusing. (The breakfast component had to be abandoned, once again due to time constraints & also mess.) The air bag suit probably needs a bit more work & I’m not really into boxing so my favorite so far would be the clever car with its ability to park sideways over another car.
Of course there are a million & one problems with this, such as what if you’re the car underneath & you want to get out! What if your heavy clever car falls on somebody else’s expensive Porsche or Lamborghini! How can you turn a gas-guzzler into a gas-muzzler when this new car is so heavy it requires 2 engines! And finally, do we really want to encourage more people to drive cars? Maybe in the future the guys can invent a train that doesn’t run late! (Dream on!)
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IT ENDS WITH A WIMPER NOT A BIG BANG!

February 25th 2009 10:27
By Jonathan Scutt 25/2/09

Wanted, good home for a hilarious comedy! Must love intelligent humor & hate endless sport!
I was all set to watch another episode of BIG BANG THEORY where Penny & Sheldon are at logger heads, (what a surprise) when I got a nasty shock. Not only had the show been unceremoniously dumped but it had been replaced by a cheap & nasty rip-off of Channel 7’s BORDER SECURITY!
Whilst BORDER SECURITY is entirely made in Australia, Channel 9’s CUSTOMS is sourced from the UK & just has Vince Colosimo’s head stuck on it to make it look vaguely Australian.
Mind you I can’t complain too much, my beloved BIG BANG THEORY is made in America & set in Pasadena California so what is my problem? It’s really that the show keeps getting shoved around by sport & rather dubious local content.
Anyway I’ve just ordered series 1 of BIG BANG from Amzaon.com as it still isn’t available in Australia. (Great marketing campaign hey!) So when it arrives I’ll watch it & all the DVD extras & tell you all about it.
And check out ROBOT CHICKEN as well. It’s made by Seth Green (Scotty from AUSTIN POWERS) I got series 2 for Christmas & it is full of weird & perverted stop frame animation. The Star Wars & Harry Potter parodies are one of my favorites but just watch out for the bear from the fabric softener ad! (Enough said).
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EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD IN TIME LAPSE!

February 1st 2009 23:41
By Jonathan Scutt 2/2/09

I’ve just finished a rock video clip for a former band member. Ross Royce & I met nearly 20 years ago & have played in each other’s bands as well as on a few recording sessions. He makes a brief appearance in my SYLENCE OF HISTORY clip that I posted last year.
Now Ross is off doing his own thing & needed a rock video for his song Suzanne. I had already used time lapse video in SINGLE RULES & FAMOUS FOR 15 METERS! so when Ross saw some of it he thought a nice video like the film KOYANNISQATSI would be nice. (Homage, the word is homage).
I just happened to have a copy of that film, having grown up on it, so I pulled out all the time lapse video I had & then went & shot some more.
Most of my time lapse video is of trains. It’s amazing how the evening peak, speeded up 10 times, can still slow to a crawl!
Most of my video was shot from the Rialto Observation Deck including traffic, trains, the fire display at the Casino & endless sunsets. I also made a special visit to the Southern Star. At $29 a go I won’t be doing that again in a hurry!
Ross also wanted some speeded up freeway driving so we went for a drive along the Ring Road during the day & also at sunset & night to ad some variety to the shots. Variety is the spice of any video clip & is bound to win me an award… I mean get me some well deserved recognition amongst my peers.
Let’s just hope Ross takes the United States by storm & cleans up at the next ARIA awards… I mean receives some well deserved recognition amongst his peers!

Me & Ross playing live in the band Brazen Vessel
Me & Ross playing live in the band Brazen Vessel.


Ross recording the drums for my OPUS No.1 album
Ross recording the drums for my OPUS No.1 album. (Will it ever be finished!)


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SYLENCE!

January 2nd 2009 07:48
By Jonathan Scutt 2/1/09

Here is the introduction to my rockumentary THE SYLENCE OF HISTORY about my musical career. that I keep threatening to make one day! The audio version stretches for 5 hours 15 minutes! Making the full version on video would be horrendous!! There are hours of interviews; live, rehearsal & studio video; photos & captions as well as the epic band family tree. If only I was paying myself by the hour to make it I’d get on it straight away!
Anyway I did have to produce a video for my Diploma of Multimedia so I made this 2 minute introduction. I later expanded it to 10 minutes for a later project. This is just the snazzy fast paced intro version with my song ‘Kitten’ playing in the background & brief shots from practically every band I ever played in, (except the ones that I’m trying hard to forget!)
If you see yourself in this video then either say Hi or call your lawyers at once!

SYLENCE OF HISTORY logo
SYLENCE OF HISTORY title logo




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